February 2012
You support gay rights? Are you gay?
alwaysalmazzi:
You support animal rights? Are you an animal?
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
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closetedwriter replied to your post: closetedwriter replied to your photo: This is the…
ONE DAY WE WILL MEET AND I WILL TACKLE-HUG YOU AND CLING FOREVER AND IT WILL BE GLORIOUS!!! (I swear I am not weird.)
OK. ( WEIRD IS OK.)
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closetedwriter replied to your photo: This is the most unexciting college admittance…
CONGRATS!!! YAY!!!! HAPPY DANCING!!! WOOT WOOT!!! (I would throw some confetti and blow up some balloons for you, but I live on the other side of the country! :[)
Maybe if you release a balloon into filled with confetti, it will float gracefully to California. It will have a celebratory note on it and I...
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Ok.
Me: Mom, what are you doing Monday/Tuesday?
Mom: Why?
Me: Could you drive me to L.A?
Mom: Well I don't know about Monday and Tuesday but Saturday is my birthday and Sunday is our anniversary and it's all about me. So your plans don't really matter.
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We Are People
Radio host: Just finish the name of this song to win tickets for the sold out FUN concert. " We are____"
Lady: We are...people!
Radio host: We are people! Ahhhh! No.
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Who is going to the SBL Screening tomorrow?
seriously if someone could just please teach me...
tickle-me-misha:
wugs:
shotamilk:
I can’t anymore
ahhh, you need help with art. well, i am an expert
we will begin with physical media. paper, to be exact. you cannot work digitally unless you master the basics!
first: NO LINED PAPER
it is bad and it angers the art gods
no
you need printer paper
good
now, a writing utensil!
i don’t really know much about pencils
...
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me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
first base: liking
second base: reblogging
third base: following
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I JUST WANT TO SEE JMOMS
SOBBING.
My dad will be in L.A
At work.
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Probably what would happen.
Interviewer: So, Benedict, are you planning on making an appearance at the Oscars?
Benedict Cumberbatch: Are you MAD!?
Interviewer: wha---
Benedict Cumberbatch : The game's still afoot! No one, not even John must know I'm alive!
Interviewer: Bu---
Benedict Cumberbatch : How do YOU even know I'm alive!?
Martin Freeman: Sorry, sorry, he really gets into his role.
Benedict Cumberbatch: JAWN
Interviewer: I should just go
victoryjobs:
“I love you more than Kanye loves Kanye,” said Kanye to a mural of Kanye wearing an airbrushed Prada t-shirt of Kanye holding a photo of Kanye in front of Kanye’s mirror as a rocket ship full of Kanyes soared overhead.
kimj0ngfun:
plot twist benedict cumbetbatch is the oscar
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E!: Hi Darren. We want to ask you something. Feel free to say no.
Darren Criss: Okay! Go for it!
E!: We want you to sing with Kermit the-
Darren Criss: FUCK YES THAT IS SO ORGANIC YES PLEASE. I WILL DEFINITELY SING WITH KERMIT HELL YES. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD ASK ME MY MOM IS GOING TO BE SO HAPPY HOLY SHIT. YES I WILL WORK WITH KERMIT. I'M JUST A GUY. WOW THIS IS FUCKING INSANE. MY BROTHER WORKS WITH FREELANCE WHALES HE LOVES KERMIT.
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DAMMIT
HOLY MUSICAL B@MAN: LOL GOOD LUCK GETTING TICKETS
JOE MOSES ONE MAN SHOWSES: COMING TO L.A: GOOD LUCK GETTING TO L.A ON A MONDAY NIGHT
GET INVITED TO SBL PRESCREENING: NOW GET TO HOLLYWOOD ON A TUESDAY NIGHT OH AND YOU’RE PUT ON A WAITING LIST.
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Did anybody else get a SBL email?
YES
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OH MY GOD.